The Real Idiots of Match

So, it seems Scorpio and I fared well on Match.com, however much of your time is spent deleting idiots. Case in point, I just checked my account to find the following messages from men whom I have never responded to. They have now winked and emailed me several times over 1 month.....

"OMG are you like totally playing hard to get..... already?!

My mobile number is ___ ___ ____ and I'm super awesome, amazingly brilliant, and a billion times better away from the bits and megabytes (gasp!) in-the-real-world.

Why not hit the reply button and let me know that you're still alive and not inside the belly of a dragon or been secretly deported to Mars. ;)

-Dave"



"oops.
Sorry. Did not mean to Wink. Errant click. I know those are out of fashion.

I do keep coming back to you. I can admit that much, right?

Michael"

*Aries*