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Two five-ten blondes fighting against the stereotype to find love, success, and a way to pay the rent. *** We're passionate about our seriously stressful careers in the apex of the luxury fashion world. (No, it's not like the Devil Wears Prada- our Devils only wear custom and pay for their anonymity.) *** We're on the search for the elusive 'great' guy (who must be intimidated because we can't find him anywhere). Being 5'10" and blonde is a double-edged sword. Our stories are fucking ridiculous. *** Fortunately and unfortunately for us, we share the same story as millions of women who have been violated: we are determined to make a difference in the lives of women who have seen too much. *** WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

First Date Killers



All of these are from the same date. Poor guy. I don't think he had any idea how to actually talk to a woman on a date... at age 32! (Kinda felt like high school)

“Wow, you must read a lot”

“I was in therapy for a while because of my ex-girlfriend”

“I don’t know what I am doing at my job. I’m in over my head”

“I was a total player from the age of 24 until… a few months ago”

“You’re really tall… do you always wear heels?”

“I don’t know what love is”


Check, please!

*scorpio*

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