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Showing posts with label Bad Date. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Date. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

First Date Killers



All of these are from the same date. Poor guy. I don't think he had any idea how to actually talk to a woman on a date... at age 32! (Kinda felt like high school)

“Wow, you must read a lot”

“I was in therapy for a while because of my ex-girlfriend”

“I don’t know what I am doing at my job. I’m in over my head”

“I was a total player from the age of 24 until… a few months ago”

“You’re really tall… do you always wear heels?”

“I don’t know what love is”


Check, please!

*scorpio*