6:25 AM - Walk through a tranny drug deal
6:45 AM - Spin Class
7:50 AM - Check out cute guy in line at Starbucks
8:50 AM - Headed to the office. A man accidentally bumps into a woman handing out newspapers. She yells to him, "You fucking bum!"
Without skipping a beat, she then turns and smiles politely, saying "Good Morning, AM New York"
*aries*
About Me
- Knockout Blondes
- Two five-ten blondes fighting against the stereotype to find love, success, and a way to pay the rent. *** We're passionate about our seriously stressful careers in the apex of the luxury fashion world. (No, it's not like the Devil Wears Prada- our Devils only wear custom and pay for their anonymity.) *** We're on the search for the elusive 'great' guy (who must be intimidated because we can't find him anywhere). Being 5'10" and blonde is a double-edged sword. Our stories are fucking ridiculous. *** Fortunately and unfortunately for us, we share the same story as millions of women who have been violated: we are determined to make a difference in the lives of women who have seen too much. *** WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.
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